I almost got choked by the vitamin supplements I swallowed when I saw Lindsay Lohan’s tweet, “Can CHANEL please help me out by getting me some stickers to put on my SCRAM bracelet so that I can at least wear a chic dress?! maybe!?”

Don’t you agree it’s very entertaining to read this troubled actress’ news and updates? Whatever comes out from her mouth will become a joke.

I wonder whether Chanel or other design houses will consider helping this tart customize her alcohol monitoring bracelet?

Or she herself will cover the bracelet with some Hello Kitty stickers?

Britney Spears, Ben Affleck, Charlie Sheen, Diana Ross and Matthew Perry are some famous names who have trekked to the lush Malibu facility to overcome addictions.

Gourmet meals, masseuses, 500-thread-count sheets, and private rooms with fireplaces and a view of one of the area’s most exclusive beaches. It sounds like a high-end resort, and it is – for the rich and famous looking to kick an addiction. A 30-day drug rehabilitation stay may cost more than $48,000!

Malibu is the high-end detox destination. In this 27-mile-long seaside enclave of 14,000, there are about 25 rehab centers!